我是本次航班的机长 This is your captain speaking.
飞机将在七个半小时后飞抵达尼斯 Flight time to Nice will be seven hours thirty minutes.
稍后机组人员将会 Our flight attendants will be coming by to
为您提供免费的餐点 provide you with complimentary beverages.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
喂 醒醒啊 Hello? Excuse me
起床啦 Hey there!
妈 别这样行吗 Mom! Do you mind?
紧急出口在13D座 宝贝 Emergency exit's 13D, sweetie.
知道了 谢谢 爸 Great, got it, thanks dad.
-打扰一下 -你好 - Excuse me. - Bonjour.
-请给我们三杯霞多丽白葡萄酒 -我不要 - Three Chardonnay's, please. - No, nothing for me.
-我在飞行时习惯保持警惕 -我也不要 谢谢 - I always remain alert in flight. - Me neither, thank you.
就来三杯 Just the three then.
我很为你骄傲 宝贝 很多刚被甩的女人 I am so proud of you, sweetie. A lot of women who just got dumped
是不会参与这次的度假的 但你除外 would have backed out of this vacation but not you.
谢谢 爸 但我没有被甩 Thanks, dad. But I didn't get dumped.
-其实不是...-其实是双方面的 - It wasn't quite like that it... - It was mutual
-对 -他甩了她的时候 - Yes - They agreed to part ways
他们就分道扬镳了 when he dumped her.
我觉得是因为他需要空间 I thought it was because he needed space?
不 他只是觉得她不够心血来潮 No, he just didn't find her spontaneous enough
太谨慎了吗 Too safe?
是太无趣了 Predictable.
我还坐在这 我不是聋子 I am sitting right here. I can hear you
他本来想带你去 He tried to get you to go
蹦极 但你拒绝了 Bungie jump, but you wouldn't do it
我恐高 而且我不想在大庭广众下呕吐 I have a thing about heights and a rule about vomiting in public.
这理由应该很充分 I think that's perfectly reasonable
太多条条框框了 亲爱的 Too many rules, dear.
小心点没什么不好的 安全产生性欲 There's nothing wrong with being cautious, sweety. Safety is sexy.
你妈和我第一次做爱时 我们一直 The first time your mother and I made love. We managed to
都想把安全带扣起来 但却并不容易 keep our seatbelts on the entire time. It wasn't easy.
好了 爸 Ok, dad!
我刚说了我不想在大庭广众下呕吐 What did I just say about vomiting in public?
换座位 Change seats.
紧急出口是? And the emergency exit is...?
13D 相信我 我知道 13D, trust me, I know where it is.
从哪可以跳下飞机 About to throw myself out of it.
美国中央情报局
警报 目标锁定
贾斯帕·莱文纽斯 军火商 多项罪名
莱文纽斯 活动中
法国
杀手们
9937720039号特工 成功率 99%
单身 无亲无故 联系人 霍尔布鲁克
状态 活动中
我看到他了 I've got a visual on him now.
目标确认 Target confirmed.
我知道程序 I know the drill.
法国 尼斯
三分钟 Trois minute.
下午五点之前要完成交易 You have until five pm to deliver the package
之后老板希望你关闭账户 then the boss wants you to close the account.
好 我已经准备好做掉他了 Yeah, yeah, I will have his final bill ready to go.
你把我和我妻子安排在二楼 You have my wife and I on the second floor
却把我女儿安排在三楼 and my daughter on the third.
可我订房时明确说过要相邻的房间 When I specifically booked adjacent rooms.
我向你保证你的房间很不错 I assure you your room is lovely, Mr....
不错和相邻是不一样的 Lovely and adjacent are not the same thing.
她是个孤独的单身女人 She's a single woman always alone.
我并不是一直单身 只是最近才分手 Recently single, I am not always alone.
爸 房间就这样吧 你能不能 Dad, the room is fine. Can you just...
你知道有多少抢劫是在酒店发生的吗 宝贝 Do you know how many push in robberies happen in hotels, sweetie.
都要三楼的 我们想要海景房 Third floor. We'd like an ocean view.
房间不都是一样的嘛 Always the same things with the rooms.
让你爸来处理 Let daddy do his thing.
这法国人会屈服的 The little frenchman will cave.
他和那谁一样有张滑头的脸 He's a weasel face like "you know who"
理查德 我说的是理查德 Richard, I'm talking about richard.
我知道 妈 I know mother.
我们再也不提他了 记得吗 We're not dicussing him anymore, remember?
对 对 Right, right
-对我们来说 他已经死了 -对 - He's dead to us. - Yes!
你就从来不介意他有个女人般的翘臀吗 So it never bothered you that he had kind of a womanly butt?
什么 What?
他没有 No, he did not!
当我什么也没说 Forget I said anything.
我不会说法语 I do not speak french.
抱歉 你的问题我们已经解决了 Excuse me. We have resolved the problem.
我去看下我的房间 I'm gonna go check on my room
你和老爸处理吧 You and dad figure this out.
记得路上吃胃药 You want a Maalox for the road?
能迁就我一下吗 Wouldn't it be easier just to humour me?
-你好 -你好 - Bonjour - Bonjour
下去吗 Descente?
你忘了按电梯
今天一定很无趣所以你只能坐电梯玩
难以置信 你每次看到我好像都比上次惊讶
我不会说法语 I don't speak french.
我刚见你的时候就知道了 Yeah, no, I got it the first time
你刚刚为什么不说 Why were you pretending back there?
我不知道 你为什么跟着我 I don't know? Why did you follow me?
我要去沙滩 记得吗 I was already going to the beach, remember?
对 我也能去游泳 Yeah, well I could be going swimming too.
是吗 Are you?
不 No.
我只是想到海里泡泡 真丢人 I'm just going to go marinate. In shame
顺便介绍下 我叫斯宾塞 I'm Spencer, by the way
很高兴见到你 斯宾塞 It's nice to meet you, Spencer.
你不打算介绍自己吗 Do you have a name?
珍 珍妮弗 有时叫珍妮 不 Jen, Jennifer, sometimes Jenny. No, it's...
珍 就叫珍 Jen. It's just Jen.
在天黑之前 我要去游个泳 I'm gonna go uh... swimming. Before it gets dark.
当然 Yes, of course.
像这样的肌肉是需要好好保养 Muscles like that take some upkeep.
今晚想和我去喝一杯吗 Do you wanna get a drink with me tonight?
好啊 我也没什么事能做 为什么不呢 Yeah, yeah sure. I don't have anything better to do. So why not?
好的 Great.
日落时在斯特拉·莫里斯餐厅见面 I'll see you at "Stella Maurice" at sunset.
至少我找到能做的事了 At least I've got something better to do.
哦 不 没带可爱的裙子吗 Oh, no... no cute dress?
我连一条像样的裙子也没带吗 I didn't pack a single cute dress?
我的天啊 Oh, god.
没想到我带了这么多袜子 得买条裙子 I don't think I have all my socks, gotta find a dress.
谢谢 Thanks.
我们敲了几次门 We knocked on your door several times.
我不相信你没听见 I can't believe you're missing this.
爸 抱歉 只是 I know, dad, I'm sorry. It's just...
我实在是饿得不行了 You know, my stomach. It's going crazy.
我们会带盐脆薄饼和姜汁回来的 We'll come back right away with saltines and ginger ale.
不 待着别走 我没事 No! stay put. I'm fine.
千万别逞强 宝贝 Don't be a hero, sweetie
爸 相信我 你不会想参与进来的 Dad, trust me, you don't want to be a part of this.
等等 Wait.
亲爱的 Darling?
至少你在海边会看起来苗条些 At least you'll look thin on the beach.
你肯定你会没事吗 Are you sure you're going to be all right?
对 你和妈去吧 Yes! You and mom go.
我不在 玩得开心点 Have fun without me.
你会找到你的完美伴侣的 You're going to find the perfect guy.
正直善良 善解人意 Someone who's good and decent and kind
骨子里没有花心的成分 who doesn't have a dishonest bone in his body.
天啊 Oh god!
位子选的很棒 You picked a perfect table.
这是为迟到的补偿 I had to atone for being late.
太糟了 我讨厌香槟 Too bad I hate champagne.
-真的吗 抱歉 不要了 -我开玩笑的 - Really? I'm sorry, please no... - I was joking...
我开玩笑的 这是玩笑话 It was a joke. That was a joke.
我是个约会机器人来观察你的行为 I am a dating robot sent here to observe your ways.
你刚用的是机器人的语调 You just pulled a robot voice.
好了 别担心 有很多人 All right, don't worry. There's a certain segment of the
因为那样说话而走红 population that goes over big for that sort of thing.
是啊 就像书呆子 Yeah... Nerds
他们是我的面包和黄油 They're my bread and butter
是吗 那他是怎么成为你的面包黄油的 Yeah? How's that working out for you?
天啊 妈的 Oh god! Oh shit!
你呢 How about you?
我不知道 I don't know
你还好吧 Are you all right?
你好 Hi!
你在逃亡吗 Are you on the lamb?
你看见站在菜单那里的男人吗 You see that guy over by the menus?
高得吓人 胡子修得很好的那个 Freakishly tall, excellent mustache.
-好 -不 我要去别的地方 - Ok. - No, I do need to sit down somewhere.
那胡子是修得相当不错啊 That is a gorgeous mustache.
他 他是个俄国外交官 Well, he... he's a Russian diplomat.
也是个性变态 Also kind of a pervert.
我飞机上坐在他旁边 他想入非非 Sat next to him on the plane... got a little grabby.
真的吗 等等 女人不喜欢坏坏的男人吗 Really? Wait, wait, wait... women don't like grabby?
那我得换掉我的处事方式了 I'm gonna have to change my whole M.O.
我还听说在酒店他想把房间 I also heard him in the hotel trying to get the
换到我隔壁 这有点奇怪 room next to mine. It was just kind of weird.
但愿你已经换房了 I hope you switched rooms.
不 我喜欢处在紧张的境地中 Oh no, no. I like to live on the edge.
危险怪物 超辣食物 蹦极 Dangerous weirdo's, spicy food... bungie jumping
我能理解前两个 但 I can see dangerous weirdo's and spicy foods but...
蹦极 我是说 Bungie jumping? I'm mean it's almost
在众目睽睽下呕吐应该不会性感吧 never sexy to puke in public.
我也是这么说的 That's what I said.
真的吗 Really?
对啊 Yeah.
在这下面真的很不错 I mean it's really nice down here and all but...
但我打赌他们已经走了 my bet is that they're gone so...
我们能上去了吗 Shall we?
当然 好 Sure. Ok
咱们点菜吧 Should we order?
咱们走吧 知道吗 You know what? Let's get out of here.
这服务太差了 而且我想带你看看尼斯 The service is awful and... I need to show you Nice.
我想让你告诉我你的故事 You realize I'm gonna make you tell me your whole life story.
启动
相信我 很无趣的 Trust me. It's boring.
想喝点酒吗 Do you want some of mine?
不 实际上 我不该喝 Oh no! Actually I really don't drink
那么多酒的 我该 that much... I should just...
慢慢来 Slow down.
你做什么的 What do you do?
我吗 Me?
咨询 我是个顾问 公司顾问 Consulting... I'm a consultant... for a company.
公司顾问 Company consultant.
我们要缩减开支 所以我经常旅行 We've been doing a lot of downsizing, I travel a lot so...
然后裁员 Downsizing people.
如果你能做任何事 Well, if you could do anything... you know...
世上的任何事 你想做什么 Anything in the world what would you do?
我就想要找个地方安定下来 I just think it would be nice to put down some roots. You know,
我真的一直想要认识 I've actually always wanted to know my
我的邻居们但我之前一直没机会 neighbors I've never had that before.
真的很不错 That's actually pretty beautiful.
你很美 You're pretty beautiful.
是因为这裙子 It's the dress I...
不是的 It's not the dress.
没有裙子你还会很美 You'd be beautiful without the dress.
不是说我在想像你裸体的样子 Not that I'm visualizing you naked although...
当然我肯定也是很美的 我的意思是 I'm sure you would look beauti... i'm saying that...
就算你穿别的衣服 you would be... beautif.. clothed...
也一定会很美的 Differently as well.
谢谢 我还要一杯 Yeah, thank you. I do need another.
-我帮你去拿吧 别走 -好的 - Why don't I get you another. Don't leave. - I won't.
别动 Stay put!
好啦 我来和你跳舞 Okay. fine. I will dance with you.
抱歉 什么 I'm sorry. What?
你为了勾引我差不多快撕开你的裙子了 You almost ripped out of your dress. To try to seduce me.
你成功了 It worked!
-来跳舞 -好吧 就一会 - Go dance... - Okay, maybe just for a minute.
你是个 活力四射的舞者 You are... a very enthusiastic dancer.
天啊 Oh, oh this... oh god!
跳的不错 但我要 This is very nice, but I should really get back
回到自己的约会里去 To my date.
现在我要让你意乱情迷 别动 Now, I blow your mind, don't move.
现在你要让我意乱情迷 天啊 好吧 Now you're gonna blow my mind, oh god, okay
抱歉 我要打断一下 Excuse me, I'm going to cut in here.
退后 美国佬 Back off! Yankee.
去找你自己的婊子 Go find your own prostitute.
不 你误会了 Oh no. No, you're misunderstanding.
抱歉 我不是妓女 I'm sorry, I am not a prosti...
-是因为这裙子像妓女穿的吗 -不是 - Does this dress say prostitute? - No.
不是这样的 可能因为 It's not really, it's just, it's, it's maybe
等等 就是珍 Wait... just Jen
什么 Yes?
-就是珍 -怎么了 - Just jen - Yes?
我整晚一直都想做一件事 There's something that I've been wanting to do all night.
你标签还没撕 Your tag was still on.
-不 -抱歉 - Oh no! - Sorry.
-不 不 不 不 -没事的 - No, no, no, no. - It's okay.
没关系 It's okay
不 我买不起这件裙子 No. It's... I can't afford this dress.
我没撕标签是因为我买不起 I left the tag on because I can't afford it.
除非我爸帮我买 Not unless my father buys it for me which
但他不会 因为他不在这 he wouldn't because.. he's not here.
没事的 It's okay.
没事的 你没事吧 It's fine. Are you okay?
难以置信 太紧了 No, I can't believe this. So tight!
抱歉 我没法装下去了 我不是这样的姑娘 I'm sorry, I can not keep this up. I am not this girl.
我不是心血来潮的人 I am not spontaneous.
我从没喝过这么多 I never drink this much.
我不喜欢紧张的生活 And I don't live on the edge.
我的生活平淡安静 I live a very quiet, normal life.
我也想要平淡的生活 非常喜欢 I would like a normal life. I'd kill for a normal life.
但现在有点偏离轨道了 Well, just It.. It gets it gets worse.
还记得餐厅里那个 Just, you know that guy...
长胡子的家伙吗 At the restaurant with the mustache.
那个性变态 The restaurant pervert.
那是我爸爸 That's my dad.
听起来家里情况很糟啊 Sounds like a really bad home situation.
不 不 天啊 不是的 No, no! oh god! No.
他既不是俄国人也不是性变态 He's not Russian or a pervert.
他是个飞行员 He's a pilot.
他开飞机的 我和父母来这度假 He flies planes. I...I came on vacation with my parents.
我太不好意思了 Thats... how lame I am.
我本来应该和我的土包子男友一起来的 I was supposed to come here with my geek boyfriend.
但他因为那女的就甩了我 But he dumped me for this girl and then....
抱歉 继续说 Sorry. Go ahead.
我不能呼吸了 I can't breathe.
这裙子真的是太紧了 This dress is really, really tight.
我真的要马上把它脱掉 I need to get out of it seriously.
我整晚都被它包着 你能帮我 I've been sucking it in all night. Can you just.
帮我脱下来 脱掉它 You gotta get it off. Just take it off
真的吗 Really?
-好的 -脱吧 - Okay. -Yeah, let's do this.
拉链卡住了 The zipper's stuck.
就扯开来吧 我爸会付钱的 Just break it its fine. My father will pay for it.
-扯开吗 -对 扯开它 - Break it? - Yeah, break it.
那转过去 Here just... turn around
-别动 别动啊 -天啊 - Stay still... don't, hold still. -Oh, my god.
谢谢 Thanks.
我 我到那去 I'll be. I'm gonna be over here.
我不看 用这姿势 Doing this... in this manner.
谢谢你 Thank you for...
这么坦白 being so honest.
我真的觉得我该和你分享些什么 I actually feel like I should share something with you.
真的很难开口 It's gonna be really hard to say.
但 But...
我觉得 你很真实 I feel like. You're real. So...
所以我也想对你坦诚一点 I want to be real with you.
我以前从没和别人说过这事 Haven't really told anyone this before but...
我杀人 I kill people.
你的反应比我想的好多了 You're taking this a lot better than I expected.
了不起 Awesome.
基本上都是坏蛋 我不杀好人 Usually it's bad people, it's not like, I'm out killing good guys.
我不是杀人犯 I'm not a murderer.
我是职业杀手 我的职业是 I'm a professional. I professionally...
杀人 Kill people.
你是个很棒的倾听者 You're a great listener.
优秀的倾听者 Excellent listener.
我不喜欢我做的事 很不喜欢 I don't like what I do. I'm not a fan of it.
但我喜欢你 But I like you.
明天我带你去逛尼斯 Tomorrow, I'm going to show you Nice.
希望 这只是个开始 And hopefully... that's just the beginning.
因为我喜欢你 Cause I like you.
你该咬一口尝尝 You should take a bite.
试试看啊 我不打算全吃完 Go ahead and try it. I'm not going to eat it all.
天哪 法国菜太好吃了 Good lord! French food...
你真该尝尝 You should try that.
我去下洗手间 I'm goint to uh... just going to go to the restroom.
墓地 下午三点
你只是一时迷恋 斯宾塞 这种事太多了 It's a crush, Spencer. It happens.
去练练枪 打打靶 Go shoot some guns and screw some models
你就会焕然一新了 You'll be good as new.
接着呢 再去杀人吗 Then what? Kill some more people?
他们是国家公敌 不是普通人 They're enemies of the state. Not people
你确定吗 Are you sure about that?
五年前莱文纽斯还为我们工作 Cause five years ago Levedeaux worked for us,
然后他去了国安局 天知道他还去过哪 and then the NSA and god knows who else.
这周他就突然变成敌人了 But this week he's the enemy.
你怎么回事 What the hell's wrong with you?
和个阳光女孩约会了一周 You go and screw Pollyanna for a week and
就让你放弃一生的工作吗 suddenly your life's work's out the window?
她是正常人 She's normal.
和她一起我觉得自己也是正常的 也许... And I feel normal when I'm with her. And maybe I...
醒醒吧 是我们这样的人在保护着她的世界 Wake up! Her world only exists because of people like us.
有些人误入歧途 我很难过 And I'm sorry if people change sides.
有时朋友成了敌人 Sometimes a friend becomes an enemy
你必须消灭他们 and you have to take them out.
她信任我 She trusts me.
我不想辜负这份信任 And I'm not willing to compromise that.
这些工作没得选择 斯宾塞 These jobs are not optional, Spencer.
你不能随便收手 You don't get to just walk away.
等着瞧 Watch me.
江山易改 本性难改 斯宾塞 You are who you are, Spencer! You can't change that.
我最感欣慰的是 I think the best part is you're finally
你终于找到个有魅力的男朋友了 with someone who's genuinely attractive.
我知道 I know.
我一直在想 I keep thinking I'm going to build
我应该已经习惯 up some kind of tolerance to his
他完美的身材了 physical, godlike perfection,
可到到目前为止还不行 which just hasn't happened yet.
不用了 Oh, no.
我不喝 I'm okay.
现在喝酒有点早 妈 It's a little early, mom.
早吗 Early...
他们两个一起没问题吗 Do you think they're all right up there?
只要你爸别向他开枪就没事 Oh, as long as daddy doesn't shoot him we're good.
我听说你目前失业 So I hear you're jobless.
企业顾问这行不好做 伯父 Corporate consulting's a tough business, sir.
珍和我商量着安定下来 Jen and I were talking about putting some roots down.
我也许会在这开家自己的公司 I might open up my own firm here.
看看我的鞋 Look at my shoes
爱德华·格林牌 我在二十年前买的 They'e Edward Green. I picked them up 20 years
当时我还在飞伦敦线 ago when I was still flying the London route.
如果你拥有质量上乘的东西 If you have something of great quality
加之精心照顾 你就能永远拥有它 and you take good care of it. You'll have it forever.
我知道你在替珍担心 I know you're worried about Jen.
我何必担心 Why would I worry?
我相信 I am confident
你不会伤害她的 that you'll never hurt her.
枪法漂亮 That's a nice shot.
承蒙夸奖 我曾是老鹰童子军成员 Thank you. I was an Eagle Scout.
童子军真的让你练习射击吗 They really let you shoot stuff in the boy scouts?
我还进过海军陆战队 So do the marines.
永远忠诚 Semper fi
你来开一枪 That was yours.
-抱歉 我... -准备 斯宾塞 - I'm sorry I... - Be prepared, Spencer.
童子军没教过你吗 You would have learned that in the boy scouts
我在4-H青年组织待过 I was in 4-H.
珍不是脆弱的瓷娃娃 You know, Jen's not some fragile china doll.
她风趣 体贴 聪明 She's funny, and she's sweet. And she's smart,
但思维很跳跃 上一刻 but in this kind of an off kilter kind of way where one minute
她还在说尼斯在二战中的战略地位 she could be talking about the strategic value of Nice in WWII,
下一刻她就谈起凯里·格兰特的糟糕婚姻 and the next she's telling me that Carey Grant dropped acid,
我的意思是... which I... My point is...
她说什么都无所谓 It doesn't matter what she says.
我信任她 I can trust her.
我依赖她 I depend on her.
而不是她依赖我 Sir. It's not the other way around.
所以... So...
如果你同意的话, with your blessing
我想娶她 I'm going to marry her.
欢迎加入我们家 斯宾塞 Welcome to the family, Spencer.
谢谢 科恩菲尔德先生 Thank you Mr. Cornfield
叫我伯父就好 Please...call me sir
三年后
有多大啊 How big is it?
非常大 附近街区里最大的 Oh, it's big. It's probably the biggest on the block
我之前看过类似的吗 Well, have I ever seen anything like it before?
也许在杂志里 或是梦里 Uhh... maybe in a magazine or in your dreams.
我会懂得怎么打理吗 Will I know what to do with it?
有问题我帮你 I'll help you navigate the tricky parts.
别动 别动 Creedy, creedy
这块蒙眼布让我... It's this blindfold that's making me...
-亲爱的 -抱歉 抱歉 - Owww! Honey - Sorry, sorry.
我没有...我... I didn't... I...
准备 Prepare...
大吃 to be...
一惊吧 thrilled.
我的天 Oh, my god.
斯宾塞 Spencer.
你改建了我的办公室 You remodeled my office.
这么井井有条 It's so organized.
好了 你可以吻我了 Okay, you can kiss me now.
我怎么这么幸运 How did I get so lucky?
我何德何能 可以嫁给你 How did I get a guy like you?
很简单 It was easy.
因为你的魅力 It was your charm,
和才智 and you wit.
你不该这么宠我 You really shouldn't be spoiling me especially
特别是这周末是你生日 since... it's your birthday weekend
不 我们说好了的 No, we talked about this. We're not going...
今年不要大张旗鼓 to make a big deal out of it this year.
不送礼物 不开派对 No presents, no parties
只是明晚和我爸妈一起吃个饭 It's just dinner tomorrow night with my parents.
我保证 但我可没同意不送礼物 I promise. But I never agreed to no presents.
快点 我忍着不说有一个星期了 Come on! I have been keeping this secret for a week.
我就要忍到极限了 I'm at my limit.
真受不了你 You kill me.
到尼斯的不定期机票 Open ticket. It's tickets to Nice.
我们可以回到最初相识的地方 I thought we could go back to where it began, you know?
最重要的是我们随时去都可以 And the best part is we can go anytime.
不过这个月我排班 月末有两周假 But because I rule, I got two weeks off at the end of the month.
你不想去尼斯吗 Do you no want to go to Nice?
当然想去了 Of course I do.
只是...我... I... It's...
最近工作很忙 Things are hectic at work right now, and...
这里有很多事要做 we have a lot going on here.
另外 这个月底还有桃子节 Plus the Peach Parade is at the end of the
你打算做水果馅饼的 month and you were going to make your cobbler.
我做的水果馅饼糟透了 My cobbler sucks.
你知道是什么让尼斯这么有魅力吗 You know what made Nice great?
是你 You.
在这我拥有了全世界 I have everything that I need right here.
[打棒球时分散击球手注意力的歌谣] Hey, batter batter batter batter. Hey, batter batter batter.
-加油 跑快点 -斯宾塞 - Go! Pick up the pace. - Spencer!
斯宾塞 Hey! Spencer!
是莉莉和麦克 Lily and Mac
很高兴能遇上你 Hey! I'm glad we caught you.
街区派对 Block party.
好吧 真的吗 All right. Yeah?
你们还可以变装 And you guys can dress up.
-太好了 -好的 - Perfect. - Okay.
再拿一张 You know what? Here's another one.
没错 我们打算装那种翅膀 Yeah, we're going to have those wings.
-好极了 -我在上面吐了口水 - Great. - That's got my little bit of spit on it.
别学我 Don't clone me.
我们回去做爱 祝你玩得开心 Okay, we're going to go make love. You have fun.
-好的 -保重 - Okay. - Take care.
-拜拜 -祝你一天愉快 - See you. - Have a good one.
街区派对 街区派对 Block party, block party!
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好了 各位 Okay, people.
你们都听到了 You heard her.
这项工作即将展开 We're rolling this out immediately, so uh...
开始工作吧 let's hop to it, hmm?
珍 Uh.. Jen.
-一如既往的精炼简洁 -谢谢 - Polished and consice, as always. - Thank you.
去旧金山时不必做任何修改 Don't change a word when you go to San Francisco.
你想让我在新闻发布会上发言吗 You want me to speak at the conference?
不 我想让你全权负责它 No, I want you to dominate it.
好吧 好吧 Okay. All right.
你明天就起程吧 You fly out tomorrow.
纽帕先生 明天是... Oh, Mr. Newpar, tomorrow's umm...
这太突然了 Well, it's...it's such short notice.
不能派其他人去吗 There's no one else you can send?
发布会周一才开 The conference isn't until Monday. Just...
用周末准备 你行的 take the weekend to prep. You'll be fine.
好的 Okay.
我当然没说因为斯宾塞要过生日 Of course I didn't say that it was Spencer's birthday.
为了照顾丈夫拒绝出差 Because it is extremely unprofessional to turn
非常不专业 down a business trip to babysit your husband.
不管是不是生日 而且... Birthday or not. And...
所以我才没说嘛 That's why I didn't mention it.
你到底能不能带他出去啊 Can you take him out tonight or not?
喂? Hello?
爸? Dad?
我答应 If I have to.
爱你 甜心 Love you, sweetie.
我也爱你 再见 I love you too. Bye.
不对 太低了 No, no. It's too low.
你能把后面那个升高一寸吗 对 不对 Can you lift the back one up an inch? Right, no.
对 就是那儿 好极了 Right, right there. Perfect.
你明天能来一下吗 抱歉 Can you come in tomorrow? I'm sorry.
米尔德里德的报账又出问题了 Mildred's having trouble with the billing again.
周六 米尔德里德和账单 麻烦三重奏 Saturday, Mildred and bills. A trifecta.
抱歉 谢谢你 I'm sorry. Thank you.
没事 Fine.
你怎么看这个东西 What do you think about this thing?
亨利说这是我们的招牌作品 Well, Henry says it's a statement piece.
这不就意味着我们喜欢 Yeah, but is it stating that we like
在天花板上挂丑丑的东西吗 ugly shit hanging from our ceiling?
没错 Yep.
什么没错 Yep, what?
你把会议室变成了鬼屋 Yes, you turned our conference room into bambi's nightmare.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
帮我个忙 Hey! listen, do me a favor. Grab some
拿些地板样本给奥利维亚好吗 flooring samples for Olivia all right?
要耐用又容易清洗的 Something durable that cleans up easy,
以防我们决定在地板上做爱 in case we decide to have sex on the floor.
没问题 Of course.
你不担心她会吐吗 You're worried she'll vomit?
她挖苦我时反而更招人喜欢 I like her even more when she's mean to me.
你会惹上官司的 You're going to be a law suit.
也许吧 Probably.
我和其他女人调情时 She gets aggravated though, you know, when I
她会生气 事情就是这样 flirt with other women. That's what it is.
你知道那只发生在色情影片中吧 You do realize that only happens in pornos.
没错 优秀的色情电影 Yeah! The good pornos.
我要追她 I'm gonna give her a shot.
在我和奥利维亚撇清关系后 Soon as I'm done letting Olivia do dirty things to me.
那可能需要一段时间 That's going to take a while.
奥利维亚可比你放荡多了 Olivia's a bigger slut than you are.
我们今晚去打篮球吗 还是怎样 Hey! Are we going to pretend to play basketball tonight? Or what?
都不行 我和珍约了吃饭 No can do. I've got dinner with Jen.
我看到你的胆溜走了 Ahhh! I think I just saw your balls roll by.
是吗 你要帮我捡回来吗 Yeah? You wanna go catch them for me?
踩扁了 Just crushed it.
刚刚一脚踩扁了 Just crushed one of your balls right there.
走着瞧 We'll see.
从现在起叫我"摧胆人" Call me "ball crusher" from now on.
来见我
结果顺利吗 So! How'd it go?
好极了 纽帕让我到旧金山出差 Too good. Newpar is sending me to San Francisco.
不是演示 而是斯宾塞的礼物 No, no. Not the presentation. Spencer's gift?
关于旅行他怎么说 What did he say about the trip?
他想呆在家里吃水果馅饼 He wants to stay home and eat cobbler.
-不度假? -不去法国旅游胜地? - No vacation? - No French getaway?
不去了 No.
哪个正常人会拒绝这样一次旅行啊 Who in their right mind turns down a vacation like that?
斯宾塞是个恋家的人 Well, you know Spence, he's kind of a home body.
好吧 好吧 Okay, okay...okay
你们结婚多久了 三年了吧 How long have you two been married? What like three years?
是啊 Yeah.
那就是你的问题了 Okay, that's your problem.
我有什么问题 I have a problem?
大家都在说七年之痒 Everyone always talks about the seven year itch.
却没人提过三年之痛 But no one mentions the three year snooze.
人会变得自满 People get complacent,
变得松懈 但你要保持警惕 get relaxed, but you have to be vigilant,
不然你会不修边幅 不重仪表 okay? Otherwise your growing out your leg hair. Your growing
穿着肥大的牛仔裤 out your "down there" hair. You're wearing your fat jeans...
和内衣到处跑 明白吗 and a pair of spanx, okay?
然后他就会出轨 And the next thing you know. He runs off
和某个真人秀节目明星好上 with a reality TV star named Shawnda, okay?
那是我的亲身经历 And that's my personal experience. But I'm telling you
你最好小心点 因为那个明星会六种语言 You better watch out. Because Shawnda speaks six languages,
其中一种就是 and one of those languages
-狐媚术 -你还吃吗 - is sex. - Are you going to eat that?
我超级饿 Getting hungz... super hungz over here.
桃子广场汽车旅馆 Peach plaza motel
我想找一位名为... Ah yes. I'm trying to reach a guest named...
什么 Sorry?
名为安娜贝尔· 亨斯勒的客人 Yes, the guest named Annabell Hensler.
请稍等 Just a moment.
你可够慢的 我们得见一面 Well, it took you long enough. We need to meet.
不可能 安娜贝尔 That's not going to happen, Annabell.
我明白你喜欢郊区的平淡生活 I get that you love being this soft, suburban zombie.
但就像我三年前在尼斯和你说过的 But like I told you 3 years ago in Nice.
你不能说不干就不干 You can't just walk away from this game.
我有工作给你 I've got a job for you, kiddo.
我金盆洗手了 I'm out. You're going to have to find
找其他人收拾你的烂摊子 somebody else to clean up your mess.
如果你不干 它就变成你的烂摊子了 My mess! If you don't do this job. it'll be your mess.
我在一一四号房 I'm in room 1-1-4.
我等你 I'll be waiting for you.
照我说的做 Just do what I'm telling you.
斯宾塞 Spencer.
你刚挂了谁的电话吗 Did you just hang up on someone?
没有 No.
珍工作走不开 Jen's tied up at work, so I'm supposed to do
由我来替你庆祝生日 something nice for your birthday. So here I am.
我带你去吃饭 I'm going to feed you.
好极了 Oh boy. That's great
不过我真的可以随便对付一顿 Really. I can just grab something real simple.
你是说你宁愿自己一个人吃吗 Are you saying you would rather eat alone?
不是 No.
当然不是 我们一起吃吧 Of course not. I... Let's break some bread.
谁是"H" Who's "H"?
我以前的上司 My old boss.
问我要不要回去工作 Just asked me if I want my old job back.
他拥抱和亲吻你 He sent you hugs and kisses.
没错 Yup.
法国人的习惯 It's a French thing.
喜欢亲吻...吃水果 You know always kissing... fruits
我不能让你穿成这样去吃饭 I can't take you to dinner dressed like a street urchin so...
先到你家换套成熟点的衣服 We'll stop by your house and pick up adult apparel.
我把车留在这里 I'll leave my car here.
你到前面等我一下 I will meet you out front.
你怎么了 What's with you?
你坐立不安 You're like a chained recess monkey at the wheel.
想到和你一起吃饭很兴奋 Just excited about the two of us grabbing dinner.
你和岳母还打算去游轮吗 You and Mrs K. still thinking about going on that cruise?
是的 Yes.
去哪里 Where are you going to go?
我觉得你真的问太多了 斯宾塞 I really think that's up to the captain, Spencer.
你们这些孩子怎么回事 What's with you kids?
珍回来时灯应该开着 不然不安全 Jen shouldn't be coming home to a dark house. It's not safe.
我非常同意 I couldn't agree with you more, sir.
我是不是把钥匙落在车上了 Did I leave my keys in the truck?
我可不会传心术 斯宾塞 I am not telepathic, Spencer
也许我该... Maybe I'll just...
这里可不是梦幻乐园 车不上锁会被偷 This is not candyland. Unlocked trucks get stolen,
因此谨慎的人该建个车库 which is why careful men use the garage.
-谢谢 -钥匙有自己的用途 - Thank you sir. - Keys are in their mission.
惊喜 Surprise!!!
我告诉过你我不会为你办派对 I told you I wouldn't throw you a party...
在我过生日的时候对吗 真可爱 On my birthday right. Very cute
没想到吧 Not what you were expecting right?
是的 No
好吧 Okay
好的 All right
我这就上楼去换衣服 I'm going to run upstairs and change really quick
好的 我们在楼下等你 Okay, we'll be down here waiting when you come back.
给你一个惊喜 Surprise!!!
爸爸 干的好 Good job Daddy.
晚上好 桃子广场汽车旅馆 Good evening, Peach Plaza Motel
请帮我接安娜贝尔· 亨斯勒 Yes can you connect me with Annabell Hensler please.
马上 One moment
没人回答 先生 要留言吗 No answer, sir. Would you like to leave a message
不 No.
不 不留言 No. No message
好吧 我有很多事要处理 所以 Well, I got a lot going on and that so
我不知道我是否应该 I don't know if I'm going to make it...
我们该晾一晾她 We should hang out her.
是应该 We should
我去下洗手间 I'm going to go to the bathroom real quick
好的 我也去 Yeah, yeah I'll join you
妈妈 Mama!
甜心 Oh sweetheart!
亲爱的 Oh dear
我正在和珍商量明天怎么过 I was just telling Jen how you were going to come over tomorrow.
我们不能让你一个人过生日 We can't let you spend your birthday alone.
我有街区派对啊 I've got the block party
我们可以陪你一起 We could come with you
是的 Yeah
太好了 Perfect
很好 Great
我来陪你们这些酒鬼 I'm coming you lush!
亨利也许会在这儿过夜 Oh, Henry might be staying the night
我告诉你船上的烟是怎么回事 I'm telling you smoke on the water.
这只小鸡是带电的 This chick was electrified
好吧 Ok.
我需要把到处都塞满 I need to get a fill up
你觉得你那有我喜欢的东西吗 You got something there you think I might like?
我几分钟后回来 I'll see you guys in a minute.
或者你喜欢的东西 这是你的派对 Or something you might like. It's your party.
你可以得到任何你想要的 You get to have whatever you want
酒呢 Uhh... wine?
玩得开心吗 Having fun?
我 I'm uhh...
-我去打开它 -我在这儿 -I'll go open it -I'll be here with
等你回来给你一个生日吻 a birthday kiss when you get back
我只希望这是一个惊喜 I just hope that it was a good surprise,
你知道吗 他看上去有点心不在焉 you know? He seems kind of distracted
他没指望满屋子的人会放过他 He wasn't expecting a house full of people cut him some slack
也许克里斯汀对三年之痛的看法是对的 Maybe Kristen is right about the 3 year thing.
你会告诉我对吧 你不会遮掩 You would tell me right? You wouldn't sugar coat it
这些事情 知道了更好 cause with things like that. It's just better to know
我的意思是 我的腿没有很多毛 I mean, my legs aren't hairy but, I have been
但是我前两周一直穿着我的肥牛仔裤 in my fat jeans for the last two weeks which..
这也许就是为何他宁愿呆在家做馅饼 may be why he would rather stay home and make
也不愿跟我去度假 天哪 cobbler than go on vacation with me. Oh my god.
我真的要崩溃了 I really am freaking out.
午餐时你把她吓坏了 You got her all freaked out at lunch
你还跟斯宾塞上床吗 是还是否 Are you still having sex with Spencer? Yes or no?
是的 没间断过 Yeah all the time
那么你们婚姻就没问题 Then your marriage is fine
姐妹们咱们来玩字谜游戏吧 来吧 Guys can we please play charades now? Come on.
你确信你没事吗 Are you sure you're all right?
是的 我没事 Yeah yeah, I'm okay
注意楼梯 Watch the steps!
走回家 他真的不该开车 Walk home! He really shouldn't be driving
不 亲爱的 我来 No no babe. I got it
不 亲爱的 我来 No honey no. I got it
我想把整个房子都放到床上 I'll put the house to bed
你得去收拾东西了 You've got to start packing
-亲爱的 今天是你生日 -我知道 - Babe, it's your birthday. - I got it.
你真的要做吗 Are you sure?
-是的 -好吧 收拾一下就行了 -Year. -Ok. Just take a few moment.
剩下的我明早再收拾 I'll get the rest in the morning
我爱你 I love you
谢谢 我也爱你 Thank you I love you
你的裤子呢 Where are your pants?
出了什么事吗 Is something wrong?
没有 当然没有 No, of course not.
你确信吗 Are you sure?
我是说我们之间没有问题吧 I mean, is everything okay between us?
你在开玩笑 对吧 You're kidding, right?
过来 是这儿吗 Come here. Come here. Is this the spot?
也许这次我可以 Maybe I could skip
不带东西去 the Cornfield packing method just this once.
你明天很早的飞机 应该继续收拾东西 Your flights early. You should keep packing
我本该告诉纽帕明天再去 I should have just told Newpar I'd go tomorrow
错过你的生日我觉得很糟糕 I feel terrible missing your birthday
不用担心 明年还会有的 No worries. I've got another one next year
那么 等等 Well, hold on
你需要生日吻 You need your birthday kiss
我们在车道上亲热 We don't want the neighbors to get jealous
会让邻居们妒忌的 throwing a little porno in the driveway
我不想 Don't want you to be late
让你迟到 for the airport.
-好吧 -而错过飞机 - Ok. -When it take off, miss your plane.
走吧 There we go!
珍 Hey Jen!
珍 Jen!
-珍 -洁姬 - Hey! Jen - Hey! Jackie.
作为派对动物你们起的真早 You're up early for a party animal.
是的 我正要赶去机场 Oh yeah. I'm just runnning out to the airport
我的道奇说我们睡觉不怕吵 My Dougie says its a good thing that we're such sound
真是件好事 因为你知道很多人 sleepers because you know a lot of other people might have
也许会因此失眠 an issue with all that noise,
总之 道奇想跟斯宾塞谈谈 Anyhow. Douggie wants to talk to Spencer about this whole
栅栏边界线的问题 fence on the property line bruhauhau we're having.
我们不想再次 We don't want to bring lawyers into
把律师请来 好吗 it any more than you do, right?
但我们确信我们的新栅栏没占你们的地 But, we're quite sure our new fence is not on your land.
你知道 你明白的 You know, you understand.
是的 好极了 但是你明白 Oh yeah, perfectly. But you understand
你得跟斯宾塞谈这件事 对吧 you're gonna have to take it up with Spencer, right?
好吗 Okay?
谢谢你洁姬 对不起我赶时间 回见 Thanks Jackie. I'm sorry I'm in a big rush. See you soon
好吧 你要迟到了 Okay, you're late.
嗨 你们昨晚玩得开心吗 Hey, did you guys have fun last night?
是的 好极了 Oh yeah, it was great.
当然 我今天早上还得付账 Of course, I'm paying for it this morning
你今晚还是要带斯宾塞出去 是吗 You're still taking Spencer out tonight though, right?
是的 说了一百次 Yes, for the hundredth time
好的 Good
好吧 爸爸是不是保证会对他好一点 Okay. Did Daddy promise to be nice to him?
别说这么多了 Hmmm... not in so many words.
快赶飞机吧 我们来照顾斯宾塞 Just get yourself on the plane. Let us take care of Spencer, okay?
好吧 那我到旧金山给你打电话 Okay, well, I'll call you when I get to San Francisco
我爱你 Love you
我也爱你 亲爱的 再见 Love you too, dear, bye
谁手机响了 你的还是我的 What was that? You or me?
是我的 That's me
你的 That's you
你有牛奶吗 You got any milk?
有 Yeah.
你还好吧 Everything all right?
是的 Yeah
看看有什么 有些脱脂牛奶 What do I got? I've got some skim milk and...
还有些低脂酸奶酪 I've got some low fat yogurt
知道吗 你可以把它们混合起来 You know what you can do? You can mix the two together
伙计你到底在干吗 What the hell are you doing man?
你该看看你的脸 You should have seen your face
就像你拉裤子上了 You almost crapped your pants
是的 真有趣 Yeah, it's really funn....
你在干什么 What are you doing?
杀你 伙计 Killing you, buddy
斯宾塞你要去哪儿 Where are you going Spencer? Huh?
你在楼上藏了枪什么的吗 You got a gun upstairs or something?
给你个惊喜 我回来了 Surprise! I'm back
斯宾塞 Spencer?
你们在干什么 What are you doing!?
斯宾塞住手 Spencer! Stop it!
住手 你伤到他了 Stop! You're hurting him.
我要你帮我拿点东西 I need you to give me something
-住手 -上楼 在床头桌里 - Stop it. - Upstairs, in the bedside table...
-有把格洛克四五 -一把格洛克? - There's a Glock 45. -A Glock?
-一把枪 -快去拿 -A gun! -Just go get it!
-你为啥有枪 -快去拿 - Why do you have a gun?! -Just get it.
我来了 I'm coming, I'm coming...
我希望你快点 I kind of need you to hurry
你现在要做的是拿枪 Your job right now. I need you to point the
对着他的头开枪 gun at him... and shoot him in the face.
-什么 -不要 他疯了 -What?! -Don't do it. He gots crazy...
-不要 -求你了 开枪 - Don't do it. -Just shoot, please.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
贱人敢射我 Oww!! Bitch shot me
你疯了吗 What are you crazy?!
你让我打他的脸 You told me to shoot him in the face
我没想到你真的会开枪 I didn't think you were really going to shoot.
我是让你转移他的 I was telling you to divert his...
那么你应该挥手 Well, then you should have waved or
交叉双手祈求好运或者什么的 crossed your fingers or something.
我正忙着不让他杀死我 I was a little busy trying not to die
-天哪我打了他 -没事 -Oh god, I shot him. -It's all right
他只是昏了 没死 He's just knocked out, he's not dead.
没事 我希望你去地下室 It's okay. I need you to go to the basement
把胶带拿来 and get the duct tape
楼下有胶带 下去拿来 There's duct tape downstairs. Go downstairs and get the duct tape.
-我不能动了 -快去 - I can't move. - Move it.
-我不能动了 -没事的 - I can't move! - It's ok.
没事的 It's okay
没事的 他会没事的 It's okay, he's going to be okay
也许 Maybe.
斯宾塞 Spencer?
发生什么事了 What is happening?
我正想知道呢 I'm about to find out
-有答案了 -你打他了? - We got it. - Do you hurt him?
是的 我想他会好的 Yeah, I think he'll be all right
对不起 我的血流到你椅子上了 Sorry I'm bleeding on your chair
你得重装椅面 是吗 You just had it reupholstered right?
是的 Yeah
目标被做掉了吗
你有合同 You were under contract.
什么合同 生意吗 Contract for what? The business?
有人雇他来杀我 Somebody hired him to kill me.
天哪 Oh my god!
我以为我们是朋友 I thought we were friends.
真的吗 你似乎从没这么认为过 Really? Because you never seemed that invested.
我跟我们的客户说我罩你 I covered for you with every client that we have. I talked
我说服那些贱人别骂你无力 a half a dozen hussy girls out of slashing your tires
当你睾丸肿胀 患上真菌病的时候 I even drove you to the free clinic when your
我甚至开车送你去免费诊所 balls were swollen and you had that fungal thing!
-不 不 -我帮你隐瞒狗吠先生的事情 - No no no. - I helped you bury "sir barks-a-lot"
嗨 他是只好狗 Hey. He was a good dog, all right.
放过他 Leave him out of this
他不会自己来送死的 He couldn't fetch for shit.
斯宾塞 Spencer
什么 Yeah?
到今天结束的时候 你会跟他一样死去 By the end of the day, you're going to be just as dead as he is
你的头价值两千万美元 You got a 20 million dollar bounty on your head
你头昏了吗 Are you going to faint?
我要呕吐过才会晕 Unless I puke first
呼吸 Breathe
没事的 It's okay
这怎么会没事 How is this okay?
我会解释的 只是不是现在 I'll explain. Just not right now
不 你现在解释 我要你马上解释 No, you explain now! I want you to explain right now!
珍 Jen?
斯宾塞 Spencer?
喂 Hello?
听他的 安静 Yeah that's it. Be very quiet,
也许别的杀手会离开 Maybe the other assassin will go away.
可能是你的任何邻居 May be any your neighbours
出来吧 不管你在哪里 Come out, come out wherever you are
怎么了 What?
你不觉得我会有竞争者吗 You didn't think I'd have some competition?
-两千万美元可以买好多耐心 -有人吗 -20 million dollars buys a lot of patience. -Hello!
我看到你的车了 I can see your car
斯宾塞 我是洁姬·瓦莱罗 Spencer, it's just Jackie Valero
我知道你在里面 I know you're in there.
她只想谈谈栅栏边界的问题 She just wants to talk about the property line or something
或者 杀了你 Or... kill you.
你俩在吗 有人吗 Hello you two, hello?
我们怎么办 What do we do?
走 咱们走 带上你的行李 Go, we go. Take your package.
他呢 What about him?
不 不要 不要 No no no no.
斯宾塞住手 Spencer stop.
如果我不这样他会把我们杀了 If I don't he will kill us.
-他是我们的朋友 -他是个骗子 - He's our friend. - He's a liar
系好安全带 Put your seatbelt on
珍 Jen!
珍 发生什么事了 Jen! what's going on?
-她有枪 -我知道 -She's holding the gun. -I can tell.
珍 你没事吧 Jen, everything all right?
早上好 Good morning
慢点 Slow down!
停车 我马上要下车 Stop the car right there I am getting out right now!
坐好 Sit down
我有权逃跑 我甚至不知道 I have a right to freak out. I don't
你到底是谁 even know who the hell you are!
我就是我 It's me.
只是有个不同的简历 I just have a different resume.
你为谁工作 Who do you work for?
暴徒吗 Is it the mob?
我不能说 说了他们会把你也杀了 I can't tell you. If I tell you they could kill you too
我不能告诉你我为谁工作 Let's just say that I work for the blah, blah,
他们不让我说 blah and they gave me a licence to blah.
空气 我现在需要空气 Air. I need air right now
好的亲爱的 All right, honey.
我本不想这样的 It was never my primary directive.
-我们结婚了吗 我是说法律上 -我们结婚了 - Are we even married? I mean legally - Yes we married.
我们结婚了 但在你心里呢 married not married in your heart?
在法国的时候 我退出了组织 I got out in France
在法国我坠入情网 I was in a love bubble in France
斯宾塞 我有东西要给你 I've got something for you, Spencer.
-分开你的腿 -你不能就这样了事 -Spread your legs. -You are not getting off that easy.
-打开 -好的 - Spread 'em!! -Ok
-天啊 天啊 -拿着这个 - Oh my god. Oh my god - Here hold this
抓紧 Hold on
谢谢 Thank you.
他在我这边 他在我旁边 He's on my side. He's on my side
真酷 赛车 Oh cool! Race cars.
该死 Damn!
撞到他了 That got him.
你没事吧 好的 You okay? All right.
他会追上来的 He's going to be close behind.
藏起来 Hide.
-什么 -藏起来 马上 -What? -Hide, now.
你要干什么 What are you going to do?
我要杀了他 I'm going to kill him
斯宾塞 Spencer?
斯宾塞 Spencer
上车 Get in the truck.
他死了... Is he...?
是的 Yeah
谈谈 Start talking.
大学一年级的时候我就被招募了 I was recruited in college freshman year
他们为何选了你 Why did they choose you?
他们需要无亲无故的人 我父母过世之后 They look for independent people. And after my parents passed...
就没有家人了 所以 I didn't have any family so...
我们得走了亲爱的 We've gotta go baby.
你可以在车上拿我撒气 You can be pissed at me in the truck
你也要把我杀掉么 Are you going to kill me too?
别这么说 要是我想杀你 Come on. If I was going to kill you,
在屋子里时就该向你开枪的 I would have shot you back at the house.
虽然这样说 Uh.. that...
感觉挺怪的 我 Sounded weird I...
理论上说 你知道这是真实的 Logically, you know that that's true.
好吧 Okay.
-把腿分开 -你在下面还放了什么 - Spread 'em. - What else do you have down there?
多少人 斯宾塞 How many people, Spencer?
四 前面再加个十 Four -teen
十五 是十五个 Fifteen it's fifteen
十五个是你真实的数目还是像是 Is fifteen your real number or is that like when
当你问一个女孩她跟多少男人睡过时 you ask a girl how many guy's she's slept with
你得把她的回答数加倍再乘10 and you have to double in and times it by ten?
我没这么干过 我只是 I didn't do that. I'm just...
就是15个 Fifteen is my number.
而且据我所知他们都是坏蛋 And they were all bad guys as far as I know,
但是这种事越来越难说出口 but it was getting harder to tell
尤其是后来我遇到了你 and then I met you
我们相爱了 然后我就洗手不干了 and we fell in love and I got out
我以前的上司昨天找到了我 My old boss reached out to me yesterday
他现在在一家酒店里 He's staying in a hotel.
他会知道发生了什么事的 He'll know what's going on.
亲爱的 你的枪露出来了 Sweetie, your gun is showing.
你能指望我把它放到哪里去 Where do you expect me to put it?
你没看见这东西这么大吗 Have you seen the size of this thing?
我爸的电话 Oh, it's my dad.
我能接吗 Should I take it?
你不是说把这个铃声改了吗 I thought you said you were going to change that?
甜心 放松 Sweetheart relax,
现在对斯宾塞查勤是不是有点早了 It's a little early to check on Spencer don't you think?
珍肯定刚刚在酒店里安顿下来 And Jen will just be getting settled at the hotel.
是啊 你说的对 Yeah, you're right.
斯宾塞 我找到了... Spencer? I got the...
放松 这是我以前的上司霍尔布鲁克 Easy... It's my old boss Holbrook.
心脏上两枪 头中一枪 Two to the heart one in the head
老式教法 应该是个经验丰富的枪手 It's old school training had to be an experienced hitter.
好的 从尸体来看枪击发生于今天早上 All right. Judging from his body it happened earlier this morning
没事的 肾上腺素的关系 It's okay. It's the adrenaline.
你分泌的稍微有点多 You're going in a little bit.
你怎么能这么谈论他 你认识他啊 How can you talk about him lke that? You knew him.
我就是这么被训练出来的 宝贝 抱歉了 It's my training baby. Sorry.
斯宾塞 我没法待在这里 Spencer, I can't stay here.
我觉得我要发病了 I think I'm going to get sick
再等一小会 宝贝 Just give me a second baby.
得搞到一些关于目标的信息 Gotta have some information about the target
你已经查过那了 You already looked there.
我遗漏了些什么 I'm missing something.
是手表 It's the watch
不对劲 It's wrong.
他从来不带这种华丽的东西以免引起关注 He'd never wear anything this flashy nothing to get noticed
- 看这里 - 表坏了 谁会注意呢 - Look at this. - It's broken. Who cares?
这里有个塞子像是闪存或什么的 没了 It's a plug in for like a flash drive or something. It's missing.
你说的对 有人拿走了驱动器 You're right someone's taken the drive.
好了 咱们走 Okay all right. Let's go.
你觉得是亨利杀了霍尔布鲁克吗 Do you think that Henry got to Holbrook?
亨利是今天早上才卷进来的 No Henry was in agreement untill this morning.
是别人杀了他 There was another shooter at the house.
我认为我们得离开这里 I think we need to get out of here.
没错 Absolutely.
然后去找我父母 And go to my parents.
- 不行 不行 -行 行 - No, no. - Yes, yes.
不行 No.
行 我爸爸知道该怎么做 Yes! My dad will know what to do.
我曾经以此为生 I used to do this for a living okay.
我们不能把你父母牵扯进来 We do not want to involve your parents.
而我们也肯定用不着你爸爸的帮助 And we definitely don't need help from your dad.
我觉得我们需要他的帮助 因为 I think we do. Because your plan to
你杀死亨利然后来看个死人的计划 kill Henry and come see a dead guy.
根本没有奏效 It's not really working out.
我早就该料到了 I should have seen this coming.
你肯定会把你父母牵扯进来的 Of course you're going to rope your parents into this.
你是个特工和双重间谍 Oh! You are a spy and a double agent
而我就因为想给我父母打电话 But I'm the bad guy because
反而成了坏人 开什么玩笑 I want to call my parents. Really?
我们结婚都3年了 We've been married for three years and we've
-可我们从未离开过你父母哪怕五分钟 -拜托 - never been 5 minutes away from your parents. - Come on...
他们总是到咱家来 你爸爸整天就是 They're always coming over and you dad's all "This
科恩菲尔德家的洗碗机就是这么装的 is how the Cornfields load the dishwasher" and
顺时针除草坪 这是科恩菲尔德家的规矩 "Mow the lawn clockwise, because that's the Cornfield way"
拿着这块煤 把它垫到你屁股底下 "Take this piece of coal, stick it up your keester"
像我们一样使劲挤压它 "squeeze it real tight like we do"
你就能做出科恩菲尔德牌的钻石了 "and you'll make a Cornfield diamond"
等一下 你现在是在数落我的父母 Now hold up a minute. You're talking about my parents.
我是你的丈夫 I'm your husband.
等我们有了自己的小孩该怎么办 What are we going to do when we have our own kids?
珍 珍 Jen,Jen,
你就跟我说句话吧 哪怕就一句 If you could just talk to me for a second.
我收回我说的话 我爱你的父母 I take it back I love your parents.
我现在精神上给他们一个拥抱 I'm sending them a mental hug right now.
斯宾塞 你好吗 Spencer! Hey.. you okay?
是的 我挺好的 Yeah, I'm good.
你的车库 真是毁的很彻底啊 Your garage. It's a wreck.
是啊 聚会搞的 Yeah it was a party foul it...
你知道今晚我们有个街区聚会吧 You do realize that we have the block party tonight
而你的车库 真碍眼啊 and its a... it's a real eyesore.
那就别看它好了 皮特 Well then don't look at it, Pete!
你不能就这么跑掉 You can't just run off like that you
这样我很难保护你 make it impossible for me to protect you.
保护措施来的有点晚啊 A little late for protection.
仔细想想吧 我乱发脾气 Think about it. My emotions are all over the place.
我嗅觉灵敏到是警犬的两倍 I'm picking up smells that half the k-9 unit would miss.
还有 我每次呼吸都有干呕的感觉 Plus, I pretty much feel like vomitting every time I breathe.
今天过的太紧张了 It's been a stressful day.
那么解释一下这个 Explain these.
它们难道不是一直这么雄伟吗 Aren't they always that big?
你每天都吃避孕药的啊 You take the pill every day.
我知道 但是上个月我得炎症了记得吗 I know, but I had strep last month remember?
我不得不服用抗生素 I had to take a z pack
所以把避孕药的药性给抵消了 antibiotics knock out the pill.
所以我要告诉你要小心行事 That's why I told you we had to be careful.
我以为你说的是我的技巧而不是搞大肚子 I thought you talking about my technique. Not geeting knocked up.
好了 别对我大喊大叫的 神枪手 Okay don't yell at me sureshot.
是你提议周六大家要裸体的 You're the one who suggested naked Saturdays
需要帮忙吗 Can I help you?
别这么做 Stop it.
干吗 她刚刚瞪着我们 瞪人很粗鲁 What? She's staring at us, staring is rude.
我们能不能 又不是在图书馆 Can we just.. we're not in a library here.
上前一步 挑一个 Let's just pick up the pace
这些并不一定都准的 知道吗 Well they're not all equally accurate, okay?
就这么站在通道外面也挺傻的 Well it's just crazy to stand out here in the aisle so...
拿一个 全拿了 我不知道 谁在乎呢 Take one. Take them all. I don't know? Who cares?
我在乎 我在乎 斯宾塞 I care. I care, Spencer. It would be awesome
能知道我肚子里是不是孕育着一个小生命 to know if I am actually making a little being
是一件很美妙的事情 别再说我疯了 inside of me okay? And don't you call me crazy!
我不是说你是疯子 I'm not calling you crazy.
我是指这种情况很疯狂 站在这很疯狂 The scenario is crazy standing here is crazy.
你知道吗 你一点忙都没帮我 You know what? You're not helping.
你们好 有什么需要我帮助的吗 Uh... folks? Could I be of some assistance?
是的 Yes.
你可以 You can, ahh... uhh...
凯文 Kevin.
这里哪一种最精确 Which one of these is the most accurate?
珍 我可不认为他会是验孕棒专家 Jen. I don't think he's a pregnancy test expert.
这个嘛 第一反应总是最受欢迎的 Well... First response seems to be pretty popular uh...
感觉就像不能把它留在架子上 拿着 Can't seem to keep it on the shelf, here you go.
肯定是你的第一个 Must be your first.
-验孕棒吗 -孩子 - pregnancy test? - Baby.
是啊 Oh. Yeah, yeah
也许今天是你的幸运日 Well, it may be your lucky day.
-住手 -瞧啊 - Stop it. - Look at that.
这个正在降价销售 It's on sale.
太好了 That's great.
-走吧 -非常感谢 谢谢 - Let's go. - Thank you so much. Thanks.
我来了 I'm coming.
别评判我 No judging.
我必须遵守霍尔布鲁克死后的约定程序 I need to follow protocol report Holbrook's termination
我要找个安全的地方 I'll get a safehouse.
你在那会很安全 You'll be protected there.
而我就可以去查出 And I can figure out
霍尔布鲁克的目标是谁 who Holbrook's target was.
也许能查出谁操纵着这整件事 Maybe find out who set this whole thing in motion.
等我吃完我的美味肉干 As long as I get to pee on the stick
然后在验孕棒上尿完之后再说 and eat my delicious jerky. I'm in
很好 Great.
听着 还有一件事 Listen. There's one more thing.
你不要不高兴 我得偷辆车 You can't be upset... I need to steal a car.
那卡车太烂了 The truck's shot to shit.
我把我们今天做的坏事都记下来了 去吧 I did a list of awful thing we do all days,so go for it.
宝贝 我现在狂吃海塞 Honey, I'm eating like
像是刚从减肥夏令营回家 I just got home from fat camp.
很高兴听到你这么说 I'm glad you said it.
真的吗 Really?
你现在想挑衅一只熊妈妈么 Yoou want to poke mama bear right now?
这听起来像是个好主意吗 That seems like a good idea?
-你现在有点吓人了 -打你的电话吧 - Hey you're kind of scary right now. - Just make your phone call.
已经联接 请说出联系人 You are a go for contact.
这里是祖鲁149号 This is Zulu one four niner.
之前的联系人马鲛鱼100已经被强制退休了 Sierra one zero zero's been forceably retired prior to contact.
我需要一处临时避难所避难 Please advise a secure location for briefing.
请等待进一步的指示 Hold for further instructions.
-祖鲁149号 -这是我的代号 - Zulu one four niner? -This is my code.
这可不太好记啊 It's just not very catchy.
抱歉 所有的酷代号都被别人取完了 Sorry, all the cool code names were taken.
祖鲁149 请确认你的联系人及其身份 Zulu one four niner. Please confirm your contact and his status.
马鲛鱼100 他已经死了 Sierra one zero zero and his status is dead.
而且我相信他的目标还袭击了我 And I believe his target has put a hit on me.
拒绝 马鲛鱼100没有目标 Negative. Sierra one zero zero has no target
他已经不是在职特工了 He is no longer an active agent.
请提供你的位置及坐标 Please provide your location and coordina...
-怎么了 -事情不对劲 - What happened? - Something's not right.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
查查亨利的东西 看能否找出谁雇的他 To search Henry's stuff. See if we can find out who hired him.
也许和霍尔布鲁克有关 Maybe there's a connection to Holbrook.
你可以在后面 尿尿 Oh, and you could do your... pee thing.
-好了 我进去了 -好的 - I got it. I'm in. - Nice.
黄片 黄片 好黄的片 Porn...porn...porn.....poooooorn
这些人也太独出心裁了吧 People are so inventive.
-他们喜欢把那撑起来 然后... -好吧 - They're like propped up there and... - Ok.
这样做显得很奇怪 Okay, how weird is this going to get?
因为这里的有些东西你不能视而不见 Because there are some things that you can't unsee.
这是亨利的狗狂吠先生的照片 It's a picture of Henry's dog "Sir Barks-a-lot"
还穿着戏服? In costume?
等一下 Wait a minute.
你看这些文档的大小 Look at the size of these files.
上帝啊 Oh my god.
这是两年前拍的照片 These are pictures from two years ago.
我是说这是我们第一次参加街区聚会 I mean, this was the first block party we went to.
不管是谁策划的 这个人都有够病态的 Whoever set this up was patient enough to embed
天知道除了亨利还有谁混入了我的生活 Henry and god knows who else into my life.
-我们的生活 -我们的生活 - Our life. - Our life
等一下 Wait wha...
我很肯定这张是你爸爸拍的 I'm pretty sure your dad took that one
-什么意思 -没什么 只是实话实说 - What is that supposed to mean? - Nothing. Just an observation.
没错 对我爸爸和那照片妄加评论 Yes. An observation about my father and that photo.
因为这张照片是他拍的 Because it's a picture that he took.
这么说 现在我爸爸成坏人了 Okay, so now my dad, is a bad guy.
-我绝不是这意思 -不不不 你是对的 - I definitly didn't... - No,no,no,you're right.
因为你是个骗子 还是个职业杀手 Because you're a liar... and a hitman.
所有人可能都跟你一样 我妈没准也是 And everybody probably is too so I bet my mom's in on it.
还有科恩菲尔德奶奶 And Granny Cornfield.
是啊 也许她整天就以 Yeah, I think she's just messing with our minds
"我要坐在轮椅上一会"来迷惑我们 with the whole "I'm in a wheelchair bit!"
好了 我觉得我们现在吵架很没有意思 Okay, we are getting into some counter productive
我认为咱们应该 territory here and...I think we should move on
想想别的事情 to something else like,
比如 是不是该尿尿验孕了 Like... maybe we should piss on a stick now?
这会是个好主意 That would be a good idea.
这是个好主意因为我真的得去尿尿了 It is a good idea because I do have to pee.
拿着我的枪 Grab my gun.
你不能就这么走出去 You can't just walk out and...
你知道有人想杀掉我们 You are aware that people are trying to kill us.
我真的想上厕所了 I really have to go.
老天啊 把灯打开就是了 Oh for God's sake, just turn the light on it's
这里又没什么地方可藏 not like there's a lot of places to hide.
尽管嘲笑我吧 Just humour me.
谢谢 Why thanks.
你站在那里瞪着我 我根本尿不出来 I can't pee with you just standing there staring at me.
亲爱的 你在我面前尿过一百万次了 Honey, you've peed in front of me a million times.
可是现在有点压力啊 你不觉得吗 But there's a little more pressure now, don't you think?
这样好点了吗 Better?
不行 No.
不行吗 No...?
亲爱的 你就不能给我一分钟吗 Honey, can you please just give me one minute.
只需一分钟就好 It's going to take a minute.
你可以守着门 You can guard the door.
-是你在这里啊 -是你啊 - You're here. - You're here
上帝啊 你瞧 Oh god look...
2008年6月关于风管的计算有点问题 There's a problem with the wind pipe count June 2008.
账单呢 你可能需要看一下 The billing? You might want to take a look at it.
你知道吗 别管账单了 You know what? Let's forget the billing.
星期一再处理这个吧 We'll just we'll take care of it on Monday
-你确定吗 -是的 - Are you sure? - Yeah.
-好吧 -很好 - Okay. - Great.
斯宾塞 Spencer?
你 你给我住手 Hey. You, you... stop it.
住手 Stop it.
亲爱的 不知怎的 开不了枪了 Honey, I don't know how... It's not, it's not shooting.
我不知道... 上帝啊 I dno't... Oh, god.
你还好吧 Are you okay?
你没事吧 Hey are you all right?
我没子弹了 I'm out of ammo.
子弹比孩子重要是吧 Bullets before babies huh?
子弹现在是很重要的 Ammo's kind of important right now.
结果是什么 What's it say?
两道杠是什么意思 What's two bars mean?
你得告诉我结果 Hey you've got to translate this for me.
我是不是要当爸爸了 Am I going to be a dad?
我要当母亲了 I'm going to be a mother.
但我不确定你会不会当父亲 But I'm not sure yet if you're going to be a father.
珍 我知道你很不开心 Jen, Jen... I know you're upset
你有权利这么做 And you have every right to be but
但我没法改变我的身份 I can't change who I was.
那给我们带来了什么呢 Where does that leave us?
我们会查出来的 We'll figure it out.
-怎么做 -我会保护你的安全 - How? - I will keep you safe.
怎么保护 告诉我怎么做 How? Tell me how?
这样我就留下 And I will stay.
一切都结束了 斯宾塞 It's over, Spence.
我知道你不想结束 I know you don't want this to be over.
当看到那两条杠时 What I wanted stopped mattering
我想要什么已经不重要了 the moment I saw those two bars.
你要去哪 Where are you going?
珍 珍 珍 Jen....Jen,Jen!
奥利维亚 Oh... Olivia!
谁在打电话找你 亨利 Henry, who is calling you?
你一定是在和我开玩笑吧 You've got to be kidding me.
斯宾塞我有个包裹给你 Hey Spencer, I've got a package for you.
兄弟 放松点 Relax buddy.
来点脱因咖啡 Try a little decaf.
过来这边 Come on around the other side for me.
我想应该是上次没货的托斯卡纳布料 I think it's that back ordered fabric from Tuscan.
现在终于悠哉悠哉地到达目的地了 Sure took its sweet time in getting here huh?
是啊 Yeah.
你就帮我在纸上签个名就好了 I just need your signature on the top there.
-有笔吗 -有 - Pen? - Oh yeah.
我想我应该放倒他了 I think I got him.
我看也是 Yeah you got him
天啊 还好你没事 Oh god, I'm glad you're okay.
天啊 你一定把他惹毛了 看看那挡风玻璃 God, look at the windshield you must have really pissed him off.
有人是不想杀我的吗 Is anyone... not trying to kill me?
谢了 Thanks.
走 去偷车 Let's go steal a car.
我们现在怎么办 So what do we do now?
我不知道 I don't know.
不如去上夫妻关系辅导课 Maybe some couples councelling.
不 No.
我说的是现在 Now.
我们现在做什么 斯宾塞 Spencer what to we do? Right now.
哦对 现在 Right now right.
现在我们先回家 我有个应急背囊 Right now we're going to go to the house. I've got a go bag.
我们有钱 武器 护照 一切都准备好了 We've got money,weapons, passports. We're set.
我们怎么会有个应急背囊 斯宾塞 Why exactly do we have a go bag Spencer?
难道你早就知道会发生这些事情吗 Did you know this was going to happen?
我并不知道 No. I didn't know.
撒谎 You're lying.
你在撒谎 You are lying.
我告诉你一切了吗 没有 Am I telling you everything? No.
是的 我并没有告诉你一切 I'm not telling you everything. Okay
但是我们已经结婚了 撒谎是家常便饭 But we're married. That's what married people do, honey.
夫妇之间互相撒谎 They lie to each other.
当被问及皮肤是否如她母亲一样布满皱纹 They tell people things that aren't true to keep them safe.
他们便会用谎言来换取 ...and to protect one another when they ask
婚姻的安稳和对方的自尊 things like if they have their mother's arms.
我没在说你 Not that you have your mother's arms. I'm not...
-我们第一次见面你就对我撒谎了 -我没有 - You lie to me. The first time we met. - No, I didn't.
那难道你父亲真是个俄罗斯来的性变态吗 Unless your dad is a Russian pervert?
可是我向你坦白了啊 Well I came clean about that.
你没有 You didn't.
你没有告诉我真相 You did not come clean.
我有告诉你啊 你自己在睡觉而已 Did too. I told you... I can't help that you were sleeping.
-我哪知道你会睡得像死猪一样 -得了 - I didn't know that you sleep like a dead person. -Come on.
我以为你听到我说的每一句话了呢 For all I know you heard everything I said.
有依据吗 Based on what?
依据就是...你的腿...当时在抽动 Based on... your leg.... was twitching.
天啊 这简直是完美的证据 God! You know this is perfect this is just perfect.
你不会像苏茜·普拉特的丈夫默里一样 You couldn't have been just hiding tyranny porn in
是个只会在床底下藏黄色读物的人吧 the crawlspace like Suzy Pratt's husband Murray?
真的吗 默里 Really? Murray?
不 不 不 你一定是个间谍 No no no no you... had to be a spy.
我居然嫁给了间谍 我难道是邦女郎吗 I can't believe I married a spy. What am I? Pussy Galore?
以我所知 你不是 Not that I know of.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你难道现在要来对我们的性生活发牢骚吗 You're going to complain now about our sex life?
这就是你在做的吗 Is that what you're doing?
我并没有要埋怨我们性生活的意思 I'm not going to complain about our sex...
你把车停下 我们马上做爱 Pull the car over! We'll have sex right now!
不 我们要去我父母家 No! We're going to my parents! We are going to my parents!
-没错 我们回我父母家 -不行 - I'm taking us to my parents house, yes! - No
-我们不能去你父母家 -我们能去 - We are not going to your parents house. - Yes.
- 我们要去 我说了去就是去 -咱们不能... - Yes we are. I said yes! - We are not...
听我说 Listen to me.
你必须要信任我 我们不能去你父母家 We can not go to your parents. You have to trust me.
我爱你 I love you.
而且我会保护你 辛苦你弄到车了 And I will protect you. Now you did a great job of finding a car.
我现在需要你把它开向我们家 I need you to point it at the house and
踩油门 ...step on it.
好吧 Okay, fine.
我在踩油门了 但车 I'm stepping on it and it's not...
车没有反应 车 It's not going...it's
干脆在减速了 车 ...stopping actually it's starting to...
抛锚了 ...not go.
没看到油量计一直在闪吗 Didn't notice the uhh... blinking fuel light?
你是对的 You're right.
我道歉 我应该一开始就去加满油 I apologize. Topping off the tank should have been my first priority.
跑 跑 Run. Run.
跑啊 向那边跑 Go! Go that way!
见鬼 Darn it!
锁住了 It's locked.
我没打中 I missed.
真的吗 Really?
-两千万 -会拿到手的 甜心 - 20 million!!! - You got it, sweetie!!
天啊 沃尔沃车真厉害 God, those Volvo's are amazing.
-见鬼 -街区聚会 - Shit! - The block party.
继续走别落下了 Stay close keep moving.
要核桃松饼吗 Walnut muffin?
斯宾塞 珍 你们也来了 Hi guys! Spencer Spencer Jen Jen!
珍 你们这是去哪啊 Jen Jen where are you guys going?
他们有玉米热狗 普通咖啡 They've got corn dogs, they've got regular.
熏肉还是免费的 And they've got bacon covered.
亲爱的 她身上不可能藏得下枪 Honey! There's no way she's packing heat.
可藏匿东西地方之多会把你下一跳的 You'd be surprised where people hide stuff.
伙计们 我可以借用一下你们的洗手间吗 Guys can I use the bathroom in you house?
大解 Number one.
-应急背囊在哪 -在工作室里面 - Where is the go bag? - In the office.
离窗子远点 保险箱在地毯下面 Stay away from the windows. The safe is underneath the carpet
密码是我们的结婚纪念日 and the combination's our anniversary.
你去哪 Where are you going?
拿枪啊 To get the guns.
哦 去拿枪 更多的抢 Oh, get the guns, more guns.
棒极了 That's great.
罗帝尔达·沃弗里德森 Rotilda Walfredsson?
我居然成了瑞典人了 真酷 Ooh, I'm Swedish. That's neat.
斯宾塞 Spencer?
斯宾塞 是你吗 Spencer is that you?
斯宾塞 Spencer?
是你吗 斯宾塞 Spencer is that you?
天啊 Oh god!
妈妈 Mom.
你知道 现在不是来造访我的好时间 Hey, you know... it is actually not a great time.
你说呢 You think?
克里斯汀 Kristen?
你知道吗 这确实讲得通 You know... that actually kind of makes sense.
放下你的枪 要不就是你最后一次叫妈妈了 Lower your gun! Or it's last call for mommy.
我早和你说过她不是什么好女孩 I told you she's not a nice girl.
你说我不是好女孩? You told her that?
这很没礼貌 That's very rude.
见鬼 谁在上面 God damn it! Who is up there?
我不知道 I don't know.
如果有人在我之前就把完美先生杀了 If somebody shoots Mr. Perfect before I have the chance to...
我会无条件杀了你们 I will kill you both on principle.
放下你的枪 现在 Lower your gun, now!
检查一下 Check it out.
莉莉 不要 Lily No.
放开我妈 我一个人做人质就够了 Just let my mom go, okay? I am all the leverage you need.
我用了整整三年 I didn't spend the last three years
天天听你唠叨 ...listening to you babble incessively
你那完美的小资生活 ...about your perfect little life
我可不想今晚搞砸了 ...to f it all up now.
给我进客厅 两个都是 So get in the living room, both of you!
走 Let's go.
走啊 Let's go!
转过身去 Turn around.
过来 亲爱的 Come here, dear.
过来 Come on.
你没事吧 You okay? Are you all right?
珍 Jen.
老实说 我们的确曾经很好地相处过 To be fair, we did have some good times
没错 Yeah.
还记得... Remember when...
你终于来了 亲爱的 Oh, there you are dear.
接电话啊 先生 Answer the phone, Sir.
我死去的最好的朋友要和你说 My dead best friend wants to let you
你的目标还活着 know that your target's still alive.
放下武器吧 斯宾塞 Stand down, Spencer.
伙计们 放松点 Whoa, hey... guys.
是他杀了霍尔布鲁克 He killed Holbrook.
心脏两枪 头一枪 还记得吗 Two to the heart one to the head. Remember?
然后他就对我下手了 And then he pulled the trigger on me.
爸 那是真的吗 Daddy is that true?
我在你们身边安插杀手是因为我不信任他 I put sleepers in your life because I didn't trust your husband.
我曾经希望我永远不用启动这个计划 I hoped I'd never have to use it.
这是霍尔布鲁克手表里面的闪存 It's the flash drive from Holbrook's watch.
里面什么都有 他以前的上司变坏了 It's all there his old boss turned dirty.
而且我在你办公室里看到有他名字的卡片 And in you office... when I saw that card with his name on it.
我知道你又入黑道 而且要来杀了我 I knew you were back in the game and you were coming after me.
所以我启动了杀手计划 So I activated the killers.
我并没有要杀你的意思啊 I'm not trying to kill you sir.
你怎么不告诉她 你去尼斯是为了杀我呢 Why don't you tell her about Nice where you tried to blow me up.
你怎么知道尼斯的事情 How did you know about Nice?
我本来是应该坐在那直升飞机上的 I was supposed to be on that helicopter.
但看到你我就改变主意了 When I saw you I didn't go.
你说我们在法国相遇之后就金盆洗手了 You said you got out when we met in France.
你说你坠入爱河 You said you were in the love bubble.
我的确退出了 I got out.
我退出了 I'm out.
你看他像个已经退出那一行的人吗 Just look at him does he look like he's out?
那是我最后一次任务 It was my last job.
我退出了 我真的退出了 I'm out. I got out.
为了我们 For us.
而且我再也不会回去的 And I'm never going back.
这么说 So..
你不是一个飞行员咯 难道这些... You are not a pilot. Is that what were...
爸 够了 放下枪 我一天都在躲子弹 Daddy enough, put your gun down. I have been dodging bullets
全都是因为你 而且这对宝宝也不好 all day thanks to you and it is not good for the baby.
你生了宝宝了吗 You have a baby?
不 我快要有了 No I'm going to.
我就知道 Ohh!! I knew it.
我们庆祝一下 Let's celebrate.
我要当外公了吗 I'm going to be a grandpa?
是的 Yes.
天啊 Oh god!
天啊 Oh my god.
你是宝宝的父亲 And you are the father?
拜托 爸 Oh for god's sakes Dad.
好吧 Okay.
这是一个大家都敞开心扉说真话的好时机 This would be a great time for a trust circle.
真心话转转转吗 A trust circle?
对 Yes.
我们一起来 Let's do that okay.
所有人都来 爸 搬个椅子 Let's gather everybody. Dad, pull up a chair.
妈妈 快来 Mother, join us.
好的 O...kay.
好的 Okay.
我们不玩真心话转转转的 We don't do trust circles.
我知道 但这很必要 迁就我一次吧 I know mother, but I think that this is neccesary. Humour me.
好吧 Okay.
我终于明白了 I finally understand
我不是这次事件的罪魁祸首 对吧 ...that I am not to blame for this dynamic, okay?
你们才是 而且你们要为之负责 You are. And you need to own that.
我只要为自己很不明智地嫁给了一个 I need to own the fact that I
和我父亲一样的人承担责任 unwittingly married the one man who is exactly like my father.
一个骗子 A liar.
所以说 So...
如果你们之中任何一个想要见到小孩 If any of you want to ever see this kid.
就得按我说的做 This is what's going to happen
明白吗 Okay.
不能再说谎 There will be no more lying.
不能再去偷车 No more.. stealing cars or...
也不准在家具里面藏匿武器 hiding weapons in the furniture
还有 我再也不想看到你们两个 And I never want to see you two try to
尝试杀了对方 事实上 kill each other again okay? In fact...
不应该再有杀戮了 There will be no more killing
我连你们打死苍蝇都不想看到 I don't want to see you swat a fucking fly!
明白了吗 Okay.
没问题吧 All right.
-我们都同意吗 -同意 - Are we all together on this? - Yeah.
同意吗 Yeah...
说的好 亲爱的 Great job baby.
还有其他的事情吗 Is there anything else
我需要或者应该知道的 ...that I need to or should know?
有人说吗 Anyone.
斯宾塞 Spencer.
英语并不是我的母语 English is not my first language.
还有 我们在一起第三周的时候 Oh. Oh. And also... the third week that we were together,
你在睡梦里说了我爱你 ...you said I love you in your sleep.
我没有告诉你是因为 And I didn't tell you because
我想第一个说出那句话 I wanted to be the one who said it first.
所以 So...
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, honey
妈妈 Mom?
亲爱的 你还记得 Dear, you remember that time that, I took
我带你和你的小伙伴去划船吗 ...you and your little friend for a boat ride?
不记得 No.
不记得吗 No?
那正好没事了 Well forget it then. We're good.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 好吧 Okay fine.
除了在你们身边安插了杀手 In addition to planting killers in your life
和秘密为国家机构工作之外 ...and secrectly working for a government agency,
我还要承认 I would like to admit...
珍 Jen!
我们需要谈谈那该死的栅栏分界线的事 We need to talk about that darn property line.
珍 Hi Jen...
甜心 我不认为她是个杀手 Sweetie? I don't think she was a killer.
那我知道 Oh, I know.
红穿蓝 新崭崭 Red wire crosses blue good as new
蓝穿红 见死神 我知道 是我的顺口溜 Blue crosses red, good as dead. I know. It's my saying
那是我的顺口溜 你抄袭我的 That's not your saying, that's my saying. You copied me.
我才没有 我没有哪天是抄袭你的 I did not copy... I have not copied you a day in my life.
真的吗 Really?
我觉得我的胡子长得不错 你说呢 I think it's coming in nice, don't you?
糟透了 No.
他喜欢就行了 Well he likes it.
你说对吧 哥们 Don't you buddy?
你喜欢爸爸的胡子 对吧 You like daddy's mustache don't you?
难道不喜欢吗 Don't you like that mustache?
我的小宝贝怎么样了 How's my little big guy doing?
非常好 倒是你爸说我在抄袭他 Great. Except for your dad thinks I'm copying him which
我没有 你能告诉他我没有抄袭他吗 I'm not. Will you please tell him I'm not copying him.
抱歉了甜心 女儿都会嫁给她爸爸 Sorry sweetie every girl marrys her father.
那不恶心吗 Oh that's not gross.
我就是的 I certainly did.
我爸爸可帅了 Oh my father was one handsome man.
良好的体格 波涛汹涌的肌肉 Well built...rippling muscles.
胡子比你还要茂盛 His mustache was a lot larger than yours though.
像沃尔坎的森林一样 Thick! Like a Vulcan forest
但你是来看小孩的 不是来吓我的 But you're here to babysit, not creep
所以要是你不介意就... ...me out so if you wouldn't mind...
你外婆很吓人吧 Yeah grandma's a little scary.
现在是不是太早了点 我们应该再待会儿 Maybe it's too soon. Maybe we should just stay.
不早了咱们该走了 约会夜呢 No no. It's not too soon, we're not staying. It's date night.
我们要出去疯疯 今晚会很棒的 We're going to go out. It's going to be great.
我穿着我的紧身牛仔裤哦 I'm wearing my skinny jeans.
放心吧 斯宾塞 你可以信任我们 Don't worry Spencer, you can trust us
要是连他们都不相信我们还能相信谁 If we can't trust them, who can we trust right?
说得对 Right!
再见了 哥们 Bye buddy!